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9/25/09
This is funny . . .tasteless, but funny. The Kings Island
Amusement park is putting on a Halloween theme for its park this
fall. Someone decided it would be a good idea to put up displays
of skeletons mimicking dead celebrities and the response has been
disastrous. You
can read the full story here, but allow me to quote a little of it:
"The celebrity skeleton scene included a Sonny Bono skeleton tied face
first to a tree and geared in ski equipment . . .A skeleton of Boston
Red Sox Hall of Famer Ted Williams was stuffed in a glass-door freezer
. . . The McNair skeleton wore a jersey numbered 9 and sat on a couch
with a dress-wearing skeleton sprawled in its lap. A gun was on the
ground, and the jersey-clad skeleton held a Tennessee Titans snack
bowl."
There is a lot more to the story and you will enjoy reading it. I
just wanted to note this because I can't understand how anyone would
think this type of display would be appropriate for a family
park. I could see a roadhouse or R&R Club decorating like
this for the Holiday, but an amusement park that solicits
families? But I admit I wish I could have seen the Sonny Bono
skeleton tied to a tree. That would be funny.
8/26/09
Although I've never been a
fan of auto racing, I realize that NASCAR has a huge following. I
try and avoid the argument that the drivers aren't athletes and that it
isn't a real sport. To each their own. But I had to laugh
when I saw a recent commercial featuring a NASCAR driver with his car
emblazoned with the sponsor Extenz. It's not uncommon to see
Viagra or Cialis commercials at halftime of NFL or NBA games, or
between innings of MLB games. Those products are actual
pharmaceuticals with proven results and they address legitimate medical
concerns. And there may have been Extenz commercials during those
contests, but there was never a direct connection to a specific team or
the league. However, to drive a car with an advertisement for
"male enhancement" pills prominently displayed across the car is
entirely different . . . and a
joke. Everyone knows these types of products don't work anymore
than weight loss pills that claim to target specific areas of the
body. The only parts of the body that can be targeted for growth
are muscles and you can't take a pill for that either. These
male enhancement products appeal to men with low self-esteem. The
only thing enhanced are the companies bottom lines. I wonder if
they are targeting NASCAR fans. Are NASCAR drivers or the men
that follow the sport concerned with the size of their organs?
Are female fans of NASCAR (and their are millions of hot chicks that
follow that sport) focused on finding men with big guns?
3/16/09
WOW! Can this economy get any worse? Nobody's
buying cars,
so car
companies don't need steel or plastic or forgings or glass or
whatever. The real estate market is dead and banks don't have
money to
lend. It seems that every talking head on TV has a solution and
our
political leadership thinks that throwing money at the problem will
make everything better, but we all know that solution rarely produces
sustainable success. Oh well, at some point, things will get
better.
People have to buy cars sooner or later, banks will eventually get
squared away and retirement accounts will recoup their lost
value. In
the meantime a lot of people will suffer. However, you can rest
assured that the media elite and the politicians will weather this
storm without any substantial change in their daily lives.
I saw the coolest email signature the other day:
"There are 10 kinds of people in the world; people who understand
binary and those who don't."
With spring just around the corner, I thought I'd post a story I wrote
last fall about college recruiting visits:
The college visit is a rite of passage and an event to be treasured; a
road trip typically taken by one parent and the child, it is invariably
a warm and exciting experience. Your baby is growing up and will be
leaving home. The ride gives you the chance to discuss career options
and plans, relate experiences from your own youth and just enjoy the
changes that are happening to your kid. My boys played football and
their school choices revolved around playing in college. In both
instances the trips began in earnest in the spring. continued here
While I've always been environmentally conscious, I've never totally
bought the man-made global warming argument. I mean, there is no
doubt
that the earth has been getting warmer in recent years, but I'm not
sure that the warming has been caused by the human race. I'm not
even
sure that the extent of the warming that is routinely reported is
accurate. However, we should have a better idea in a few
months.
According to the February issue of Popular Science,
polar explorer Pen Hadow will be leading an expedition to measure the
ice from Canada to the North Pole. The crew will be lugging an
ice
penetrating radar rig that will measure how fast the Polar ice cap is
melting. The trip will cover 1200 miles and should provide more
accurate data than the satellite photos we currently rely on. You
can
track the crew's progress at, catlinarcticsurvey.com.
Speaking of the environment, the January issue of Popular Science
has a short article about dot-com billionaire Elon Musk (think Paypal),
who is betting on the electric car of the future vs hybrids or hydrogen
fuel cells. He has become a major investor in Tesla
Motors.
My concerns with the environment have always been more related to
topics such as the depletion of the world's fish stocks or the
pollution of our fresh water supply from pesticide and fertilizer
runoff. While reading the February issue of Popular
Mechanics, I came across a story about a real-life
environmentalist, dairy farmer Shawn
Saylor.
Saylor has managed to collect and process the manure from his 600 cows
and use it as fuel for a generator that produces enough electricity to
run his Pennsylvania farm. He actually produces more fuel than
the
generator can use and plans to add another generator and send power
back to the grid. This guy is my kind of tree hugger and his
neighbors
are a lot happier with the smells emanating from his farm these days.
12/15/09
Oh no! OJ is in the news again.
I had hoped
to never see this hoodlum punk on TV again, but he made the news once
more. Years ago we learned that the Los Angeles sewers were home to
more than just the Hollywood elite. The police, prosecutors
and judges also resided there. Don’t get me wrong, there was a positive
aspect to OJ’s murder trial. We’ve always suspected that rich white
guys could get away with murder and the
playing field was leveled 15 years ago. A rich black buy got away with
murder. Things were a little different in Vegas, where they don’t care
how rich or famous you are. If you do the crime,
you will do the time. I wonder if he will make the news when he finally
gets out in 6-15 years.
Aloha
Imagine if you will, sitting
on a Waikiki Beach hotel balcony at the break of dawn, watching the
sunrise over the mountains of Oahu and listening to “Life in Paradise”,
a tune by legendary saxophonist Ronnie Laws. This really happened to me
. . . no, really, I was there. The boys had a football game versus the
University of Hawaii and we went to watch it and I’ve got to tell you,
if this place isn’t
Paradise, then I don’t know what is. The temperature doesn’t drop below
the 60s or above the 90s; there is almost no humidity and I didn’t see
a flying insect anywhere. In fact, the
hotels have no screens on the windows or sliding doors and some don’t
have heating or air conditioning. We stayed on Waikiki Beach, ergo we
didn’t get a chance to see the rest of Hawaii
and that’s a regret.
The Arizona Memorial was intense and is revered as a graveyard.
Visitors to the park are given a brief history lesson via an
introduction by one of the guides followed
by a short movie. Then it’s off to the actual Memorial by boat. The
Memorial sits atop the sunken Arizona, which still leaks oil today.
They don’t know when it will stop and they
won’t investigate the source because to do so would mean disturbing the
graves of all those sailors whose bodies are still entombed on the
ship. As I said, this was a bit
intense.
Throughout the Waikiki Beach area there are literally hundreds of
kiosks manned by Asians selling Aloha shirts, blouses, swimwear and
cheap jewelry, all made in China. At night the strip
comes alive with street performers of all sorts. It’s a very lively
scene that curiously shuts down about midnight.
All in all, it was a memorable trip and some day I’d like to go back
and
see more of the islands. Five days was barely enough time to get my
biological clock adjusted to the five-hour time difference and that
nine-hour flight from Chicago was exhausting.
But, Wow! Hawaii is so cool.
11/10/08:
We also visited another landmark in Oklahoma, one that was equally
emotional: The Oklahoma City National Memorial.
We approached the west gate and were immediately taken aback by the
“tokens of remembrance and
hope” that people continue to leave on the fence. That fence is part of
the original fence erected to protect the site. It’s been constantly
adorned with “tokens” that people have
left there over the years, and still leave today. I believe the number
of items is greater than 60,000.
The engraving on the gate wall profoundly sets the tone for the
memorial:
“We come here to remember those who were
killed, those who survived and those changed forever. May
all who leave here know the impact of violence. May this memorial offer
comfort, strength, peace, hope and serenity.”
We visited the Memorial at twilight and that
only added to the eerie atmosphere of the scene. The light reflecting
off the pool, combined with the empty chairs, seemed to create an
almost haunted scene. Indeed, it
was as if you could hear the cries of anguish from the souls lost on
that day. Talk about your emotional moments. 168 people, including 19
children, died because a bunch of hoodlums wanted to make
a statement protesting our government. As I recall, the FBI, in typical
government fashion, screwed up the arrest procedure for a crowd of
right-wing religious criminals and they all died. In
response, some other extreme right-wing clowns execute a group of
government workers and children in a federal building. To an old guy (a
FOGDad), the emotion bounces between sorrow and
anger. We must never forget . . .or forgive. Punks like McVeigh and
Nichols, William Ayers, the Islamic fascists, as well as the lowlifes
that bomb abortion clinics: all of them must be stopped and
put down. There can be no understanding, mitigation or acceptance;
their right to protest ends at my nose, and yours, and our kids’ noses.
The visit to the Memorial was worth the trip by itself and I highly
recommend it to anyone that has the chance to go.
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"Most
Pivotal Player on Offense-
I'm not
going to take the easy was out and award this to Tony Pike. We all know
the quarterback in any offense is the most essential player so I guess
I'm really identifying the 2nd most pivotal player. Nevertheless, my
pick is Jason Kelce. I know it is very unconventional to pick an
offensive guard when you have a receiver like Mardy Gilyard and a left
tackle like Jeff Linkenbach, but Kelce is just special. He seems to
bring a toughness to the field and a determination to the huddle, and
his teammates on both sides of the football seem to totally respect
him. I think it's very important this kid stay healthy." -September
1, 2009
Tim Adams
BearcatLair.com Senior
Writer
Travis
the WildCat??
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